we are sneezing wrong

i think we are brought up to sneeze wrong. hear me out: every animal (and baby!) i ever encountered sneezes through their nose. it makes sense too right? you have something in your nose, the sneeze gets it out.

but now, adults don't like to be randomly covered in snot themselves and the teach their children to sneeze through the mouth. i sneeze mostly through the mouth and so do all people i know. but this is useless! have you noticed how many people sneeze multiple times? the trigger is still there, the lowly mouth sneeze can't help! you'd need a proper bona fide nose sneeze to get it out.

i don't really have a point, you probably don't want to sneeze through the nose, at least from a practical perspective. but man, can you imagine how satisfying such a proper must be? i'd really like to try someday..